Hide yo kids, Hide yo stuff [Job: Vaetric and Duff]

"Oi! we're here!" 

Bianca or also known as Queeny had just made it to the said island she was assigned to. She had been brought there by a captain who decided to lend her a ride in fascination, even lend her 2 of his own men. the ship had finally docked. Bianca and the captain of the ship and taken a few steps to the end of the ship to take a good look over the island and the docks of said island. Bianca adjusted the small crown on her head and lightly exhaled before leaning over towards the captain to converse with low toned speech.

"You don't need to give me any of your men really" she had told him, keeping her eyes on the visual aspect of the island. The captain shook his head to her response "It's okay, I want to help you with your goal, besides these men are well trained enough, they won't get in your way, I'm sure" he plied, though she was still resistant of his offer 
"With all due respect captain, I am capable of doing this on my own....the world government let this criminal have his fun but he's starting to become a problem for this island, I'm unsure how he managed to steal so much for so long, that means he knows what he's doing" she said as she slowly swayed a lock of hair from her eye "Sending me was a choice the marines made to help me on my goal unintentionally, captain, you bringing me here was enough help but I need no further assistance. I will bring this thief to justice...." The captain halted the words he was going to say backing away from Bianca. She had hopped off of the ship and stuck a landing onto the docks. a knee bent the other to the ground and a palm to the wood of the docks. she spoke again clutching her other fist

"I will never forgive evil..." she said before slowing standing up, again swaying a lock of hair from her face and slightly tilting her head "I will become an admiral...."  she stood there paused for a moment, before she began walking off into the main section of the island to find information on the thief's whereabouts.

Mag whistled as she loaded up her rocket launcher. It was in long mode, since apparently “collateral damage” was a thing nowadays. Now she wasn’t even allowed to use the big version, what the hell? She wasn’t going to get a big boom in this mission, was she? She had to go ahead and deal with some thieves, she had absolutely no idea why they were asking her since she usually busted ships, but hey. There we go. She’d have to figure out some way with dealing thieves with what she had.
 
The stairs were a pain to get up, she really needed to work out more, but then again food tastes good. She absent-mindedly unwrapped the fried chicken and took a bite out of it before moving back to the telescope. Yep, they said a sniping explosives user was weird, now she was going to show them wrong. AAAALL WRONG.
 
Continuing to set up, she noticed someone had made port. Some scantily-dressed woman who liked to show off her butt or something. She had this crown on top of her head. The ship was marine, so she guessed she was too, she had the kanji of justice on her back so that pretty much made it official. Was she supposed to do the thief thing too?
 
“Oi! Ya’ here for the thieves?” she called down, she was fairly high up so she probably couldn’t hear her. She then walked back to her roost and picked out the kinds of ammo she could use.

"Nice view you got here." the man would say as he looked through the telescope which Mag had set up, he had managed to sneak up behind her whilst she was calling out to the marines down below.

He took a bit out of an apple he had just recently stolen and took out an extra apple from his pocket, he chucked it towards Mag, hoping she would catch, if she didn't, it was her loss. He would then casually make his way out, like nothing ever happened. This was the thief's daily routine, he would always poke his nose where he wasn't wanted and would always get out as if nothing ever happened. The apple he was eating was rigged, if he were to bite it at a certain place, he would summon a smoke screen, all the other parts of the apple were pretty much okay. It was pretty weird, he always carried some form of possible escape route with him, you could never be too sure in this island.

As he was making his way down the steps, he stopped for a second and turned around.

"By the way, it wasn't actually a good telescope." 


Once that would said, he would continue to make his way downwards. Looked like the marines were coming.. they still trying to catch him? Pfft.

"hm?" Bianca said when she heard a voice, seemingly towards her but she could barely tell whether or not, she also could barely hear what the person said. She looked up "Someones up there?" she said with a raised eyebrow. She was basically lost right now. She proceeded to go into the building since this could be a lead onto the person she was set to find. upon entering she saw a case of stairs, right as she was about to walk up the stairs she saw someone coming down them.

"Isn't that...Oh sh- Stop right there!" she shouted she had hopped back twice before jumping into the air "Geppo!" she said before kicking off the air to gain heights, she used Geppo to keep herself in place kicking off the air with both of her feet waiting for the thief to be in position "DIVE KICK!" she shouted extended her leg downward she shot down at the thief like some type of human rocket, if she was able to hit him she would pin his back to the staircase with her foot on his chest, holding it firmly onto him she would aggressively increase the amount of force she held on his body looking down to him.

"'This' is the thief? how the hell did you last as long as you did?" she said with her head tilted, "Must not be your lucky day, I'm taking you in" she would say, but in truth, she did not expect it to be that easy.

If she had not been able to catch him, upon missing or being countered she would respond with with "Shoot!" depending on what it was that made her miss would depend on if she would pursue him or not, though she would stop there and watch him leave if she could still see him, figuring that the day was still plenty young.

"Thats fine, only a matter of time scum bag..." she said clenching her fists.

Mag frowned as she heard a voice behind her. Quickly tugging up her trousers which were, as usual, drooping down, she looked to see who it was. It was some guy. “Oi, how’d you get up here?” she’d ask, she wasn’t quite sure if he was the thief or not, she wasn’t even sure if she knew who the thieves were, if they had pictures or something on them.
 
She went and picked up what the thief was supposed to look like, before blinking. Great. She just let the guy go. WELL.
 
She took a grenade from her pouch and ran down the stairs two at a time. “Oi! Hold it right there!” she’d shout, though it was a spiral staircase. Either way, she was ready to tackle whoever was down there. Continuing to run down, however she’d see the guy and the marine she had called up earlier. Great, she couldn’t stop and she had a grenade in her hand, a perfect matchup. She’d try to halt herself, but she probably wouldn’t make it in time.

The thief never imagined he'd live to see the day... the when pigs could fly. I kid you, the thief was a bit amazed at how this woman was able to take flight but had remembered that it was some sort of marine voo doo. Hm, she sure was getting high... w-wait, she's coming down now?! Holy crap that's dangerous, is she trying to kill him!? Actually yeah... she is. The thief quickly hopped to the side in order to evade the attack, he could hear distant yelling from the staircase he had just came done of. Perfect. Taking a bite from the trigger part of his apple, the apple burst into a smoke screen, surrounding the exit which he had just come from. 

Hopefully the woman upstairs would mistake Bianca's silhouette for his .. thought he wasn't really curvy. He needed to work on his physique more. Anyways, escape time~ Using the smoke screen to his advantage like he usually does, the thief decided to take refuge in an alleyway. He knew this island like the back of his hand, opening up the lid on the floor which lead down into the sewers, he chucked the lid aside. He wanted to hang around with these marines for a bit longer, so he just lift the man hole visible, hopefully the marines would think that he had jumped down. He decided to run down further into the alleyway and hide around a corner.  

When he was there, he pulled out mask from underneath his shirt. Ah, his favorite mask. It was the mask of the marine captain of this island. He slipped it onto his face and he began to inflate his shirt so that he could match the captain's rather.... round body shape. It was pretty impressive however it was also a bit hot too...

"Shoot!" Bianca shouted she would look to see where he moved when he dodged but upon landing she'd see a somewhat chubby woman with...a grenade in her hand. Great, this situation was going smooth, before Bianca could make a move smoke filled the area, even worse, of course she could use her geppo to escape the smoke but odds were he'd be gone by then and there was also the girl with the grenade, she did what she thought was right. She dashed forward up the stairs blindsite attempting to tackle the girl somewhat memorizing her position upon the tackle she would hope the grenade to have fallen out of her hand. After tackling her she would hold onto the girl and hop into the air, having the strength to hold her she says.

"Geppo!" and starts bouncing off the air into to gain heights where the grenade would go off a fair distance from them should it go off. If it did they were still close to the knock back of the grenades vicinity, it would blow the two from the air, Bianca still holding onto her more than likely taking the damage of her back hitting the wall within place they were in and landing on the ground.

At this point she was no longer holding the girl and was seemingly unconcious. After a few moments her eyes opened as if a serial killer coming back to life she pooped up and stood to her feet "...What ever, the day is still young" she would look to the girl she believed to rescue "Hey, are you injured?" Bianca would ask her.

“Woahholycra-” she’d say as she ran into the smoke ad got hopped upon. Suddenly she’d be in the air, dropping the grenade that she hadn’t even activated yet. “H..Hey!” she’d say in a complaining tone. The grenade went into the distance, with about as much exploding probability as you’d throw a dead cat.
 
Then apparently she was unconscious. Mag rubbed the sore area in which she was pounced upon, before she got back up again. “Uh.. Nah.” she’d say. “Warrant Officer Mags, you owe me a grenade.” she’d say, before shrugging and walking back up the steps. “So I guess ya’ wanna catch this thief too? I’ve picked the logest tower so I could have a birds… Eye.. View of.. The place..” she’d say, slowing down at the end and placing a hand to the wall, panting as she slowly began to make the ret of the trip up the place.
 
Once they so should reach it, she would sit down, take a bite of fried chicken before checking to see if anything was missing. Her rocket, her telescope, the rest of her food, etc.

Taking a bite from the fried chicken he had borrowed earlier, the thief decided that he was gonna pose as the marine captain for a bit.. you know.. just for some fun. He would walk around on the streets, receiving nothing but smiles from the civilians. It sure was good being a marine captain... but even better when you're posing as the marine captain. Finishing the chicken wing, the thief chucked it away, it hit a man's head but the man simply laughed and put the bone in the bin. Damn, the marine captain sure was respected by all huh..? Well, almost by all. 

"G'day Cap'n." a marine would say whilst he walked and saluting him.

"Morning to you too." the thief would reply, in his best fat person voice.

The thief managed to sneak his hand into the marine's pocket as he walked by and pulled out a wallet. Opening it up to see it's contents, he couldn't help but smile. Today was going to be a good day, he could feel it. With the marines on his tail and some cash on his hands, things were bound to get interesting.

after stating her name and rank, Bianca would of course do the same, it seems she was a higher rank than Mag was.
"Lieutenant Bianca Donstar, it's a pleasure" 
She walk up the stairs at a steady pace similar to Mag's that was until she seemingly slowed down. Bianca would take a look back at her to see her doing this and would do a light facepalm and shake her head. After that 'mess' she would then follow her the whole way up the steps, as she figured, Mag had made this place a sort of tiny base of operations for searching for this guy. 

"I hate to break it to you Warrant Officer but this will not do" she said with her hands and arms open as if she were talking about the entire area, she began to walk around examining things "It's not like this wouldn't work on some' regular criminal but this guy is a professional..." she continued to scope the place out "which means he most likely has dropped somewhere we can't see him after he had dodged my dive kick...and he may even have a disguise, one of the two but we don't have time to look through the sewers and I am not even one hundred percent that this man doesn't have a devil fruit power..." 

She crossed her arms, her back facing Mag, she shook her head and swayed hair from in front of  her eye "It's a drag, but we will have to move on foot, at a fast pace, first things first, we get some information from the victims of this crime...ah we should start with the Captain that had been sending these reports, as well as the merchants and who so" she would adjust the crown on her head "He also uses smoke bombs, so double teaming him the usual way won't work...we will have to think outside the box"

“G’day.” she’d return as she introduced herself as Bianca. She went to look for her other piece of chicken, only to find it was gone. That bastard must’ve took it, DAMN IT. Mag clenched her fist as she thought of what could’ve been in her stomach. Instead it was in.. THAT guys’ instead. God. Frigging. Damn it.
 
Bianca started to talk, “Hah?” she’d ask as she was told that the station she’d made wouldn’t do. She DID realise rockets go faster than people, right? “Er, yeah, and he’s going to outrun us anyway, so an eye in the sky is gunna be able to see where he goes, right?” she’d say. “If you want, YOU can go ahead n’ run around with him since I don’t see a gun on ye’, while I aim for his feet.” she’d say, crossing her arms and sitting on the edge of it.
 
“Look, if I gave ya’ a den-den mushi fer’ communication, I can look at where he is then tell you it, right?” she’d say, taking one of the snails from the table, which was among the things she’d commissioned from the local marines, including the telescope. “I ain’t a runner, I’m a sniper.” she’d say.

"You there, who the hell are you!?"

The thief turned around only to see the spitting image of himself! Well... the same image as the disguise he was wearing. Damn it, so the captain was out and about, eh? A small crowd of recruits gathered round. They were confused, they couldn't tell which was which.

"And who are you meant to be..?" the thief would say, imitating the captain's voice.

"I'm me and that's a fact! Who're you!?"

"I'm you and I'm myself at the same time. Who're you!?"

"If you're you and you're saying I'm you that means that you're me and I'm you meaning that I'm myself yet you at the same time...."

The captain would stare off into space, he had just confused himself and probably the people around him. Who was who? If he was the captain and he person in front of him was claiming that he was him that meant that h'es himself yet him at the same time which can't be possible as two of the same exact people can't exist in this earth unless they aren't the exact same... unless... this new captain... his twin brother!?

"B-Brother... is that you..?" the real captain would ask, his face showing his amazement.

"Y-Yes... It is I." the thief would respond, not sure what was happening and trying his best to keep his cool.

There was an awkward moment of silence. The marines gathered round all looked at each other... the captain had a brother!? Why didn't they hear of something like this sooner? The silence was soon broken by an order issued out by the real captain:

"Take this man back to the finest restaurant on the island, we must celebrate the return of my long lost brother!"

The marines weren't exactly sure what was happening but if they were being offered free food, then that was music to their ears. They all began to cheer. The thief just stood there with a grin on his face... how on earth did he manage to pull that one off..?

Bianca stood there for a few moments before turning around and pinching the bridge of her nose and a hand on her hip, the situation wasn't exactly going how she wanted it to. On top of that she was now wishing that she had caught the thief when she had the chance, now she had to work with someone below her ranks, and from what she could tell this person was not accustomed to being told what to do by anyone lower...than an admiral. For some reason that ticked her off. she turned back around and shrugged 
"Fine, hand it over, I will keep in touch with you and let you in on whats going on by the ground floor, I am going to TRUST you know what you are doing up here although to be honest I don't think your method will work on a master of disguise...but it can't be helped, can it?" Bianca extended her hand to receive the transponder snail and after receiving it she would salute off and be on her way. She would move into the base of town to figure out how to resume her search for the thief's identity. She would be in the back of a group of marines at one point she'd tilt her head before approaching them as a few of the grunting marines moved away, covering who ever they were escorting and she would see...
"The captain.." she wouldn't waste time approaching him "Sir!" she'd salut and snap her arm back to her side "I was sent her on reconnaissance of the thief that has been stealing the goods of this island for a while now, I could use any valuable information...other than everything we know about him...we are having some trouble tracking him down."

While Bianca got that through her head, Mag started looking through the telescope. The thief was right, really. It was pretty bad, but that was all she had. Bianca had taken the den den mushi and sprouted some crap about her method not working. Yeeeeah, well, she’d be able to see it when the person changes their appearance, and then track them from above, rather than having to look around people.
 
Mag continued to look through the telescope as she saluted back to Bianca as she exited, she’d most the salute down to her butt before putting her hands back to the telescope. Once she got the optics sorted out, she looked around with her own eyes. She began to hear some cheering, she walked over to the bit and had a look. There were two of the same captains, in fact, the resemblance was uncanny. Really, they would have the same facial features and the same fatness? Even after years and years? She’d have to keep an eye on that one. However, Bianca was moving toward them with her recognisable clothes.
 
She checked to see what she had loaded, frag rounds, which was good, she guessed. She just needed to make sure it wasn’t in a civilian area when it blew and she’d be golden.

"I see. The thief is really something, huh? He's a handsome, young, smart man. His disguises are absolutely flawless so I can see why you're having trouble finding him.... unless.. brother, you are the thief!?" the thief would say whilst in disguise as the captain, he would point towards the original captain and would put on a surprised expression.

"M-me? The thief? How stupid! How do I know you're not the thief!" the original captain would say, pointing back at the second captain.

"How dare you! I've had enough of this, you still haven't changed brother." the thief in the disguise would say as he pushed his way out of the crowd.

He would quickly make his way into a large crowd of people, this thief wasn't dumb, he had checked that telescope earlier and he knew what could be seen through it. So right now, he was in perfect view. There's a reason for everything he does, if he checked the telescope earlier, it was to see what could be seen through it, if he stole a chicken wing, it was cause he was hungry. He never does something for no reason... most of the time. He would try and blend in with the crowd, hopefully that person's eyes weren't that sharp and they wouldn't notice him slipping back into an alleyway.

Meanwhile, the captain would rub his chin.. or many chins. A sudden realization suddenly took over him!

"Wait a minute... I don't have a brother! THAT GOD DAMN THIEF!"

Bianca was terribly confused. Which one was the real thief? they looked identical, figuring out which one was the thief would take precision and specificity. She would have to be extremely careful with this, attacking the captain would look bad on her and her ego as well...unless... Bianca quickly hopped to the Captain that had said "You still haven't changed brother" and attempted to perform a quick attack on him "Flying spear kick!" she send 3 kicks 3 times to the man's stomach piercing the inflatable stomach he had and pin him to the ground with her foot on top of his chest. She had her hands on her hips and a serious expression on her face as she looked down to him if she had that is. 


"I know what you are thinking, how did she know? what sold you out was the /real/ captain calling you out on him not having a brother, thus making it obvious that of course you were the fake...wait" she removed her foot from the man. What was she doing? she turned her back to the thief, despite her revealing outfit. All to just...think? she put her index knuckle in between her teeth "What if the thief had said that before the captain could have? I should be more careful..." she unintentionally left space open for the thief to escape due to her believing that she could have been wrong before she made her move. "Oh! but then again! you tried to escape the scene!" she would turn around quickly and point to the thief if he had still been there.

It appeared Bianca had the situation covered as the Captain Doppelganger began to ran, with her giving chase. She calculated the time needed for one of her missiles to arrive there, before hoisting it. Okaaaay… The bugger was fast as hell, but a missile should be faster. She then squinted as she saw Bianca was turning her back to the thief (if she managed to catch him). Was she stupid or something? Okay. Either way, someone was going to get something blown in their face. She then pointed the missile launcher further aways down the alley. It was a little hard due to the buildings blocking it, but she waited for the obvious bolt before firing the frag round toward where she assumed the thief would end up, hopefully (if it’s actually the thief), it’d ruin some of his equipment, kill him, or at least injure him to make it easier for him to be noticed, how can you hide a head wound, anyway? She knew it wouldn’t be a direct injury, but she supposed carpet bombing his area would be the good idea.

He sighed, the girl had almost got him. Her kicks were pretty fast but in the end he was faster. Heh. Maybe today would turn out to be much more interesting than all his other days. Oh boy, maybe this time he'd have more of a challen- OH HELL NO WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? Jumping down onto the ground to take cover from a missile, he remembered that woman on the roof had a thing for machinery. Damn it, she had a bloody missile launcher. 

Ohoho. Things were surely getting intresesting. The missile would tear down the wall behind the thief, revealing an elderly couple taking a bath together. The thief noticed this and his eyes widened. 

He had been scarred for life.

Deciding that the only thing to do now was run, he would quickly leap into the elderly couple's house and make his way towards their front door. But before that., he would pick up a mirror from their alleyway. Kicking down the door, he ran outside and pushed the mirror in front of him, he would try and use the sun to disrupt the person on the roof's view. He knew exactly were to go now, there was a weaponsmith on the island. 

Missiles eh? Two could play at that game.

Uff, she missed. He saw the missile coming it seemed, and she.. Accidently broke open the walls to two elderly people bathing. She drew an intake of breath before tracking the guy. Well, she didn’t mean to ruin their bath, but this guy was more than a little annoying. Plus, she had aimed for the floor, so she wondered how the wall managed to come down, it would’ve happened at any moment, really. At least she had managed to mess with his brain, however, since he stopped for a moment to look at them.
 
Then he did something that hurt her eyes, he used a reflective surface to blind her a second. She shook her head and looked with one eye, but he’d gone into the house. She then had to figure out where he went then, well, she guessed the brightness would be where he was. She got ready to relay his coordinates to the other one before reloading. But she didn’t know where exactly he was going to end up yet, she was going to have to wait for that, and continue to load up.