Riley the Jester

General Information

Name:  Riley
Epithet:  “Jack”
Age: 23/21. One year old.
Gender: ???
Birthplace: North/South blue. Made in South Blue.
Species: Cyborg.
Orientation: Two right hands.

Crew: *Shrug*
Ship:  NEIT.
Occupation: Cooking and blacksmithing.
Rank: Ranked 17 on the “Most Annoying Criminals” chalkboard in the marine South Blue HQ.
Bounty: 15,000.  (Being associated with the “Jester Group”, also harassment, assault, one account of arson and jaywalking.)
Bounty Collected: ~
Allegiance: Allegiance? WHAT’S THAT?
Dream(s): No time for dreaming!


Character Information

Flag:
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Appearance:

Jack is an… Interesting fellow. On one hand, she seems quite feminine, with her large eyes and her breast upon her right side, on the other hand, his name and the lack of breast on the left. The voice’s pitch hints towards a female side; yet a fairly distinctive trace of mockery to which perhaps only an adolescent male whom hasn’t hit puberty yet could pull off in terms of annoyance. His body isn’t quite as easy to identify either, she has a bit of an abnormally long belly to which seems to be quite flexible with.  Also, he has… Quite a lot of stitches. From his left arm, to his leg and so forth.

Jack generally sports a checkered sleeveless shirt.  The belt holds most of his arsenal, such as the iron spades she uses for weapons. She wears an extremely short mini-skirt with triangles, a black cloth is placed upon the edges of the skirt  inside of it, around the legs in order for people to… Not be able to see what’s up there during acrobatics. The entirety of Jack’s clothing seems to be a one-piece suit underneath the cosmetics additional clothing. It’s even underneath the tights and sleeveless shirt. The legs meanwhile, he wears tights (or pantyhose) while for the feet; shoes with a pointed end with a bell. He has a few cosmetics on the top of her chest, mostly ridged and without any actual defensive value. There are a few “elbow guards” which amount to silky cloth that reaches halfway to each section of the arm.

The flexibility of Jack is something to be admired, so much so he could reach backwards, grab his feet and roll around like a wheel, or do to do the splits and beyond. Although he’s not particular master at kicking, the unpredictability of WHERE he is going to kick you comes to order, such as spinning around to face away and kick at the opponent’s face. Oh, and by the way, his breast honks. Another weird accessory is his arm. There seems to be a long gun chamber attached to it so it nearly reaches up to her elbow. When used, the hand retracts into the chamber and a gun barrel comes out instead. Once fired, a flag with “BANG!” written on it comes out, sliding back in. After that, the Gatling gun starts shooting bullets.

As for his facial appearance, white makeup with stripes running down from her forehead to his cheeks can be seen. She has a slightly small, pointed nose and wears a large, ridged hat. The hat has a lock at the top with a thin piece of cloth that runs down to nearly his ankles. Weirdly enough, the hat also has an eye placed upon the forehead of the jester fairly similar to that of a cat’s eye, or lizards’. Overall, Jack’s height reaches up to 5’4, even with the weirdly extended stomach. Lastly, her face seems to be bleached white,  anywhere else seems to be normal, though it seems that it slowly spreads about one millimeter per month. She claims that he has two right hands, which is technically true, since her left arm was scavenged from anothers’ right, they fcut off the fingers and re-arranged them.

Personality:

Jack is about as unpredictable as his appearance suggests, she laughs, smiles; beats and maims at the same time, should it suit him. She can generally be described as playful, though. At least he’s unpredictable in a manner of which can be placed upon; in a cheerful manner.

He riddles, she jokes;
Riding upon a ball.
She drinks, he juggles;
To be the fool of all.

Like most jesters, she seeks only to bring merriment and joy to the populace, mostly at the expense of others, though. For he seems to believe deeply in schadenfreude, which is a loose term of “malicious joy”. He also comes off as a bit of a sadomasochistic, as his act usually ends up with either her or somebody in pain. Making an entrance also looks to be in the high notes of Jack’s list, usually sprouting from unexpected places, such as a barrel or a cupboard.

In general, he is a pain in the arse to the authorities as well, often surprising them in the face with pies, rotten vegetables, rubber animals and eggs to name but a few. After doing so, Jack would usually run off, laughing and leaving balloons in his wake, just normal balloons. If continually pursued, he would attempt to scare off the offender with his machinegun-arm.  When not attempting to entertain people, he enjoys sewing chaos by shooting into a house or pressing a red button that reads “DO NOT PRESS.” In large, bold letters with a skull and crossbones above it.

She doesn’t really discriminate much between genders when it comes to his acts, and would occasionally hit on both female and male “victims” of his acts. If cornered, Jack would attempt to flirt with his captors  in an attempt for them to go soft on him. If he or she is outsmarted or outpaced, Jack would try to mask his insecurity with laughing, often leading to attacking the opponent. When laughing as such, he would keep his left eye half shut while the right eye is wide.

Whenever a side must be picked, he generally goes with chaos rather than order, mostly being on the side of revolutionaries or pirates in a fight. However, if worst comes to worst, or rather… The marines are actually the more chaotic ones, he wouldn’t hesitate to join them. However, just because she picks a side, it doesn’t mean that the side he picked is safe from friendly fire. So much so, that some people may not even realise that he picked a side to begin with. Even worse, she might decide mid-fight that she doesn’t like EITHER side and go on a rampage of anarchy.

Like most of the people of One Piece, Jack has a unique laugh. “JishahaHAhaHAHA!”

Character History


Background

Possibility A.

Spoiler:

Objective: Get someone from North Blue (Male) complete!
From: Fogtown!
Requirements: Lean, around six foot.
Bonus: Does he look like a girl? Bonus check!

Possibility B.

Spoiler:

From: Ripple Village!
Requirements: Lean, around six foot.
Bonus: Can she be mistaken for a male? Negative!

Objective: Get someone from South Blue (Female) complete!

They both woke up, in a darkly lit room. They heard the jingling of the bells. They were gagged, and bound; a muscle could not even be moved; hyena-like laughing resounded from the walls as the door creaked open. A woman’s leg appeared in the doorway, accompanied by a rather manly looking figure. He… Or she, had the legs of a woman but everything else was sleekly muscular- more male than female in fact. Another factor was that he wore skin-tight spandex and there were no traces of a bust. “Jihihiheh!” the man began in a bout of laughter.

“We have seen! You have seen! How fun we have been! Have been! Except for you boy, but now you’re both a toy! Not toys, for you two are now part of one of our ploys!

Ask not ‘why, where and when’! for you are our stock, one a hen! The other a rooster! Do not worry, for in the end; it’ll all be a booster! For you see, we have had a thought. We’ve fought and fought! Fought for all jesters everywhere, but they call us mad! But should they know our processes, they’ll know they’ve been had! For we are smarter than them,  but you shan’t join our harem! At least… Not yet, your freedom is for let! Time for roulette!”

One of them placed a single bullet into a revolver.  He aimed at the female, and fired. They giggled, it was empty. He then shot at the male. It was empty. They then syringed them both. “Time to sleep, lest you’ll go out with a meep!” They blanked out.

Only one of them would ever wake up again, depending on your point of view.

…

It woke up. It was a blood red morning.  “You need to be awake for this, so please don’t hiss!” a voice called out behind it. “Or we could just wrap his mouth up, it’ll keep him nice and shut?” There was some murmuring. “Does that even count as a rhyme? Up, shut, we’ll let you off this time!” It could hear, before something wrapped around his or her mouth, eyes wide with fear, his eyes were drawn to what’s near. No! His mind started to rhyme, but one day he’ll return it in kind.  Its eyes were drawn downwards. It had… A breast? “You were a blacksmith or cook, but we don’t force you to look! Once you knew, but your mind we will sew!” And then, they started to do… Things. Forcing him to watch, she looked, he saw, their acrobatics galore. Death and murder with a laugh, truly, it soon became a bloodbath. They slashed and slices among the innocent, their actions becoming more and more dissident. “You cannot spell slaughter without laughter!” One of them chortled, returning to the fray, the citizens looking quite mottled.  Yes, they destroyed the town, all beneath the feet of the insidious clowns. They forced him to watch, without utter grief, however the reaction could be met with utter disbelief! Instead of a frown or a tear pile, it began to give a big smile! “Every year we will meet up, and another will be chosen for luck! With rank and file, this day next year, we’ll meet at Sunshoe Isle! The chemicals we use work without fail, as you can see; your face is permanently pale!”

And so they freed it and ran to their ships, leaving the citizens not happy, not one bit. The survivors turned to the last, he grinned and turned… Life will be a blast! Mystery and unknowing is all you will find, the further you delve, the more you will bind. A cook and a blacksmith was he? Well, time to remember the talents of she! Walking off, he noticed a scroll upon the floor, holefully it isn’t something he would abhor? Opening it, he gave a large grin, something… Something to pierce the skin!  Not many here live, but still; what should live on is their blacksmith!

He managed two steps before they turned on her in a blink, punching kicking and even hitting with a sink! “No no!” They said, in much distress, “The only thing you got right is how to dress!” They started waltzing, walking in an odd fashion, “Like this!” they said with passion! Ouch! He thought, but noticed one thing, his body felt tougher, what did they bring? “We beat when we felt like it, sometimes all day and all night, yes it might’ve hurt but you were out like a light!” He stood up clumsily, grinning with glee; it was his time to shine, to dance and be free! He enjoyed the pain, and felt his spirits rise, and he danced, waltzed and was mockingly baptized! “Throw stuff, clear stuff, eventually you’ll see! Go into the public six months from now, make chaos, have fun; fell a tree?”

And so off he went, made his craft, after all; throwing what you couldn’t, that’d be daft! For months he trained, in the carcass of the village, eating the spoils of his pillage! Months later he returned in a town, throwing pies, juggling balls like a clown! Burning just felt so very good, and running across the busy street, he wished he wore a hood! For the authorities noticed him do so many crimes, though being in the light, it felt so sublime! For his many transgressions (too many to count), they gave him a bounty, this tale is over and out!

“Ding a’ling.”

Abilities:

Extreme flexibility – And I mean –extreme-. The unconscious one’s body was trained for at least a year. The jester group’s schedule: Kidnap two people. Sew them together. Pump them full of chemicals, and train the body by bending it backwards without breaking. Then set it free the next year, then get another one to hand to the ‘surgeons’. Rinse and repeat.

Cooking – Most specifically, the ability revolves around cooking pies that yield as much splash as possible. These pies are also edible.

Great sense of balance – He can stand on tight ropes and juggle while on a large ball, like a clown except… Jester-like.

Blacksmithing – She makes his own throwing spades. He found the blueprints in the town and after a bit of trial and error he managed to learn how to make them using the local blacksmith.

Good aim – Though not great, he could throw a spade at someone from at least ten feet away in the designated location. Also applies to her machinegun.

Inventory

~A normal spoon, fork and knife.
~ Steel throwing spades (suit).
~ Inflatable large hammer. (Gag hammer)

Weapon: Arm-mounted machine gun.

Weapon Description:

A rather large machine gun. It takes up nearly the entirety of his right arm elbow down. His hand however, looks pretty realistic, and even moves a bit like a real one, it’s made of a lighter metal, probably titanium. The ones whom abducted her probably had a skilled biologic surgeon on them to blend cybernetics with neural transmitters for it to move to his will. The large gun barrel houses both his hand and the gun barrel. However, the recoil is still strong, and he cannot excessively use it, and she also has to steady himself.

Weapon Special Abilities:

On first activation, a flag flows out, saying “BANG!”, at it’s end, it has a rather large, red sphere. On second activation, it shoots the flag out, and it gives a small explosion, probably enough to break some bones or knock someone over. Upon third activation, it shoots actual bullets.

Weapon History:

The weapon was made because the Jester group that abducted them felt like it. They bickered between arm-mounted cannon and bazooka, so they mixed it up.

Weapon: Buzz-saw of Doom.

Weapon Description:

Upon her left hand is an elaborate cuff. However… It isn’t a cuff at all, it actually, when activated; by pressing his palms, spins in a violent fashion!  The blades have spikes the jut out.  Upon the base each have small, worthless jewels. In fact, they’d look like keys if they were a bit straighter. The picture shows a bit of it upon the hand.

Weapon Special Abilities:

It cuts stuff.

Weapon History:

When choosing between a saw and a spinning bola, the Jester team mixed it up.

Weapon: Spades.

Weapon Description:

They are throwing knives that are the shape of spades from cards.

Weapon Special Abilities:

It cuts stuff.

Weapon History:
Riley found the blueprints for them among the carnage of the town he/she was born in. Later learning how to create them amongst other weapons.

Power Level Information

Character Strength:  Average
Character Speed:  Average
Character Resilience:  Trained
Character Dexterity:  Lethal


Combat Information

Unarmed Combat:

MJA (Mad Jester Attacks) – This is a technique developed by Jack for his unpredictability.
Left foot shot! – He punches the opponent with his right arm.
Right foot shot!  - he punches the opponent with his left arm.
Right arm punch! – kicks the opponent with his left foot.
Left arm punch! – Actually punches with the left arm.
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Up you… - She tries to wrap his legs around the opponent’s waist.
Go! – Jack tries to lift the opponent up and plant their face onto the floor.
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Back! – Jack attempts to jump onto the opponent’s shoulders while their back is turned, trying to wrap her legs around the opponent’s neck.
Break! – Jack bends over, attempting to reach for the opponents’ waist or legs, and pull; trying to bend the enemies’ hopefully less flexible back backwards.
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Lesbo-attack! – Diving underneath the opponent, Jack tries to pincer his legs upwards, into a position much like the name suggests, before trying to unbalance the opponent and push them to either side.
Reverse-neck-break! – While on the ground, Jack would attempt to twist the opponent’s leg in a manner much like the one used by snapping an opponents’ leg, except… He uses it on a leg instead.
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Feign death. – Jack announces that he has passed away, and would thusly play possum.
Surprise! – If approached in feign-death, she would attempt to grab the opponent’s groin, kick at the ground to make himself  go behind the opponent, all the keeping the… “Asset” in her not-so-capable hands.
And down we go! – Jack would then jump to pincer the man’s head with her legs, and pull.


Weapon Based Combat:

JishahaHAhaHAHA! -  Doing cartwheels around the enemy, Jack laughs uncontrollably.
-HAHAHAHAHA! – After a circulation around the opponent, Jack would get out his throwing spades and flip backwards, throwing them at the same time.
-HAHAHAHA…Hah… - Jack lies down, often leading to the attack “Feign Death” is a part of.
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Hide! – Using his flexible body, Jack hides in an inconvenient place.
And seek! – Aiming a at the opponent, she fires at the opponent’s legs.
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Leap of Spades! – Jack jumps from a medium-to-high place, pulling out two throwing spades, hopefully  landing upon someone and shoving the pieces of metal into the victim. Specific aiming is not for this ability.
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Fire! FireFIREFIRE! – Jack attempts to shoot the opponent with her gatling gun.
J-Just kidding… - Jack pretends to be surprised when only a flag comes out of the barrel.
I KID ONCE MORE! DANCE! – Jack starts shooting the actual bullets at the opponent.

Haki:

RP Sample:
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It's finish! Come, rate as you please!
And laugh, laugh cough and wheeze!

I like this char and it is super original. But there are
Some problems. The main problem is the history. It tells not a lot about how it has gained its skils an where it was born etc.

Can you give a lot more info to prove what you have staten as your history doesnt covering where it was born and its skills were learned.

I've added a few things to the bio, such as where the two possibilities were from, which are below the spoilers.

Also! Added another paragraph to the biography, at the bottom.

It was hard to review, as i love the character and everything seems fine, the history was a little odd and not as much information as could be is given, but as all stats and skills are proven I am going to approve this unless another mod says otherwise.

Collecting on the Stat Points
Stats been increased:
+4 Dexterity

LET'S RAMP UP DEM DEXTZ.

Retiring.